Who do you reckon 'wins' this?

[Noodley]

Riding along two abreast this evening, allowing cars past as the road allowed, we approached some blind corners and continued to ride side by side (two laned carriageway, one in either direction). As the road leveled out a local council community warden van overtakes us and the passenger decides to roll down his window and as he passes shout "you should be riding single file"....so I reply "f*** off"....they pull over:

So what do you think happens next? And who "wins" the ensuing exchange?

 

[Keith Oates]

They pull over and the car ends up in the ditch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Noodley]

They pull over and the car ends up in the ditch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish. They did an 'emergency stop' on the road after I shouted 'f*** off' leading to my mate having to do likewise on his bike; as I was outside rider I came to a stop just in front of the vehicle having swerved around it....


I had 'fun' Remember it was a "Community Warden" vehicle.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

And what happened after that?

 

[Theseus]

Aye, we want details.

 

[marinyork]

The van emergency stopped but went through the wall and down the ravine and exploded at the bottom.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

The van emergency stopped but went through the wall and down the ravine and exploded at the bottom.

A bit like in "Duel".

 

[Noodley]

And what happened after that?

Little prick passenger gets out of vehicle.....big big mistake

And at this point I do not realise they are "Community Wardens" but know they have a vehicle with the logo of local council: and I am a manager of the council. A very minor manager but quite protective of conveying an image akin to the one I have always aspired to as I feel councils have a responsibility to their residents...

 

[Theseus]

You are really dragging this out ... continue.

 

[Noodley]

You are really dragging this out ... continue.

You have to guess.

You have met me, albeit briefly, I am a nice friendly person.

 

[mangaman]

Come on - you kicked the sh*t out of them.

Or ran away - you need to tell us - I'm still awake just waiting

 

[Radius]

You told them it was perfectly legal to ride two abreast, they protested and you scared them by springing your true identity upon them?

 

[marinyork]

They get out of the Van and Noodley says evening Rodney. The workers say evening guvnor very sheepishly to Noodley after recognising him when his face is clearly revealed in the moonlight.

 

[peanut]

you took a picture of them

 

[Theseus]

OK, you flash your council ID at them demanding name rank & number and letting them know you will be talking to your good friend who is also their manager about the need to train his staff in the appropriate way to behave towards members of the public.