Who in their right mind would...

[IDMark2]

We have established that they are A: Overpriced and B: Crap.
So look for a cyclist on a £7000 Pinarello wearing a full XXXXL replica Sky Rapha Ltd Edition kit, puffing and panting up a 2% grade and ask him, while walking beside him, if he knows who would buy one?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oi !!!

 

[IDMark2]

Sorry to offend @swl, I'll just go and wash my mouth out with 'Chapeau' shower gel.

Oh, haven't got any... right, to Lidl for some 'Soap' then..

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

To be fair, the only part of your description that fitted was the XXXXL gear and the panting up a 2% slope.

But it stung all the same.

 

[Dayvo]

£2.50 for a sponge!

And you can't even eat it.

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 3009683, member: 259"]Try telling that to our dog![/QUOTE]

OK, but I'll need your phone number. And a phrase book if it doesn't speak English.