Stavros The Chef
New Member
Hello peeps!
I soz my first post, its a moanining but I big, big, angry fella, you know ?
I have v v nice kebab house in in Whincaster, We do v good Doners and chick kebabs and our froze cheeps are talk of town.
I lock up the cook house yesterdy to go home to Momma and Pops, and I tell you peeps I have very very bigger shock !
Some pissyflapfeckwitwanker, he kicker the shoot outa my bicyclette !
I needer your help to find this crim person 'cos it no no nooo good.
I tell you wha my bike used to look like before crim brek it.
It have lilic fraem, lilic wheel, and lilic chain, I painte evrything so no rust, plus a bigger sign tell you who own it, with pricey menu under the bottom.
Evry day I lock it up and tek botty cushion off so no crims do steal it as it damn fine bike, Ya know?
If you help me find the crim who do this to my joy and pride I get Uncles Antonio and Gregor to sot the crim and you get free kebab, on howses for one week, only small kebabs though, I do business to run.
iffa you no one can help finda the perp, would you like to buy botty cushion ?
I thank you peeps in trepidation.
Stav.
Chef to the stars (I mek that bit up but itta zound good no ?)
I soz my first post, its a moanining but I big, big, angry fella, you know ?
I have v v nice kebab house in in Whincaster, We do v good Doners and chick kebabs and our froze cheeps are talk of town.
I lock up the cook house yesterdy to go home to Momma and Pops, and I tell you peeps I have very very bigger shock !
Some pissyflapfeckwitwanker, he kicker the shoot outa my bicyclette !
I needer your help to find this crim person 'cos it no no nooo good.
I tell you wha my bike used to look like before crim brek it.
It have lilic fraem, lilic wheel, and lilic chain, I painte evrything so no rust, plus a bigger sign tell you who own it, with pricey menu under the bottom.
Evry day I lock it up and tek botty cushion off so no crims do steal it as it damn fine bike, Ya know?
If you help me find the crim who do this to my joy and pride I get Uncles Antonio and Gregor to sot the crim and you get free kebab, on howses for one week, only small kebabs though, I do business to run.
iffa you no one can help finda the perp, would you like to buy botty cushion ?
I thank you peeps in trepidation.
Stav.
Chef to the stars (I mek that bit up but itta zound good no ?)