who poos on your patio ??

[Globalti]

This'll make you giggle: many many years ago my Mum was entertaining some posh ladies to afternoon tea. Everything was going smoothly until our setter shambled into view on the patio. A chorus of admiring oohs and aahs turned to gasps as the setter squatted down and nipped off a huge steaming pile in full view of the visitors. Things went from bad to worse when she turned around, sniffed it then scoffed the lot!

 

[gbb]

This'll make you giggle: many many years ago my Mum was entertaining some posh ladies to afternoon tea. Everything was going smoothly until our setter shambled into view on the patio. A chorus of admiring oohs and aahs turned to gasps as the setter squatted down and nipped off a huge steaming pile in full view of the visitors. Things went from bad to worse when she turned around, sniffed it then scoffed the lot!

careful, fer chrissakes..i was just drinking tea !!!
You know when something tickles you...you're still chuckling 2 minutes later.

 

[longers]

Bleach won't work - it will encourage Toms to spray !

I've been told that. Was told to use surgical spirit and then wash with biological washing powder/liquid.

 

[ColinJ]

Bleach won't work - it will encourage Toms to spray ! PS super soakers are the way to go with pesky cats (used this before on a Tom that was a royal pain in the ar$e)

Well it looks like it was the screaming man waving a broom and hurling buckets of freezing water that did the trick then!

 

[Deb13b]

Lion pee soaked pellets are available to sprinkle on your garden. They stop cats coming in. I love cats but it's not nice when they're crapping in your flowerbeds.

Eta : it's lion poo, not pee. I've used these and they work great.

http://www.dobbies.com/Silent-Roar-Cat-Deterrant-Lion-Manure-Pellets/pid-120065

 

[smokeysmoo]

Lion pee soaked pellets are available to sprinkle on your garden. They stop cats coming in. I love cats but it's not nice when they're crapping in your flowerbeds.

Eta : it's lion poo, not pee. I've used these and they work great.

http://www.dobbies.c...lets/pid-120065

I can't help thinking this company missed a trick here - surely it should have been called www.Jobbies.com?

 

[rusky]

Lion pee soaked pellets are available to sprinkle on your garden. They stop cats coming in. I love cats but it's not nice when they're crapping in your flowerbeds.

Eta : it's lion poo, not pee. I've used these and they work great.

http://www.dobbies.c...lets/pid-120065

Let's face it, if you caught a waft of lion poo, would you hang about???

 

[biggs682]

glad they dont visit my patio them lions