Who says I blow myself up...

[yenrod]

Become a martyr and then will have all the virgins i could ever wish for

 

[ianrauk]

I'll have your Selle Hybrid please

 

[Speicher]

Who would ensure the streets are clean in Tewkesbury?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Who would ensure the streets are clean in Tewkesbury?

Who would clean the mess off the streets of Tewkesbury afterwards?

 

[yenrod]

Can I have your bike if you decide to do it?

No worries Mags - its all yours.......

I'll have your Selle Hybrid please

Yeah i've a spare seat for Mags - as he may have a fave of his own...at least 'the bitch' will get ridden good n hard

 

[yenrod]

Who would ensure the streets are clean in Tewkesbury?

The fly-by-night company the council put in charge of it now

 

[WeeE]

Apparently it's a mistranslation; the word "hur" being a Syriac (and not Arabic) word meaning white, specifically white raisins or grapes: and the whole thing boils down to believers getting chilled white wine in the afterworld rather than hellish scalding liquid. Modestly nice afterlife (if oddly unIslamic), then, unless you prefer lager.

Or else its not "virgins" but angels, according to someone else. Fancy having 72 angels dogging your steps everlastlingly?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Is there anything to say the virgins are female? Imagine ... you might end up with 72 versions of Blazed.

 

[Vikeonabike]

Personally speaking the martyrdom and virgins are overated, I would rather die in battle, wait for the valkyries and then feast, drink copious amounts of mead, fornicate and fight until ragnarok

 

[Cubist]

Personally speaking the martyrdom and virgins are overated, I would rather die in battle, wait for the valkyries and then feast, drink copious amounts of mead, fornicate and fight until ragnarok

Aye. (Although I originally misheard and thought you had to do it all in an anorak.............)

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Is there anything to say the virgins are female? Imagine ... you might end up with 72 versions of Blazed.

or 72 versions of Anne Widdicombe and Sister Wendy. old dead virgins tend to be old dead virgins for a reason.

 

[WeeE]

If pressed to hedge my heathen-born bets by professing some faith or other, I plump for the Flying Spaghetti Monster - praise his noodley appendages. (Possibly this is because I am so obviously descended from that midgit FSM created on the somethingth day.)

So I've put in for the beer-volcano kind of afterlife, but will cheerfully give the celestial stripper-factory away to anyone who wants two. (I mean, what is it with men? - even the Chippendales keep their socks on; biggest turnoff ever.)

 

[Sam Kennedy]

All the virgins you every wished for?
so 80 of these?

 

[rich p]

Shouldn't this be a poll, Yenners?

 

[Speicher]

If you blow yourself up with your foot pump, until you ressemble an over inflated balloon, just be careful if you encounter any small pr*cks, or you will be let down very badly.