Who would be your Emotional Support Cutout?

[slowmotion]

Somebody got into a spot of trouble for taking a cutout Trump to his hospital appointment....

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ter-life-sized-trump-cutout-emotional-support

It just so happens that I have to attend an outpatients' clinic at Charing Cross Hospital on 5th March and I thought I might need to enlist the help of one of my many cardboard friends. The thing is, which one? I think an image of a politician might cause a terrible relapse.

Who would you take?

 

[rikki]

@classic33 or a look-a-like.
Sure to cause some consternation 😄

 

[Cycleops]

Anybody that needs a cardboard cutout for emotional support needs to present themselves at a different type of hospital for evaluation.

 

[Drago]

I'd take The Donald too. After all, who would be better than the suave, handsome, rabidly anti communist leader of the free world? I expect the clinic will be hit with punitive sanctions any day now.

 

[Dirk]

I'd take The Donald too. After all, who would be better than the suave, handsome, rabidly anti communist leader of the free world? I expect the clinic will be hit with punitive sanctions any day now.

I would have thought you'd have taken your blow up Carol Vorderman doll.......

 

[postman]

Trump, bump.There is only one,my word people would stand aside like the waters parting in the bible.Ladies would swoon,men would twremble at his square jaw chiselled features and rock hard abs.Hospital appointment no waiting infact the consultant would come out to see me.Ladies and gentlemen of CC i give you our one and only Drago man of action.

 

[Drago]

Excellent toadying Mr postman, the force is strong with you.

 

[MichaelW2]

Has to be a Felicity Kendall cutout for my emotional support, unless I can bring my emotional support badger.

 

[Cycleops]

Has to be a Felicity Kendall cutout for my emotional support, unless I can bring my emotional support badger.

Are you sure you don't mean beaver? Remember it can only be a cardboard cutout

 

[Oxford Dave]

Has to be a Felicity Kendall cutout for my emotional support, unless I can bring my emotional support badger.

I don't suppose you'd be interested in hearing about the time I met Felicity Kendall lost in Television Centre multi-storey car park and escorted her to the studio she was working in…no I thought not!

 

[HMS_Dave]

Id take a Larry Grayson Cutout. One thing that winds me up in this time of year is people that leave doors open. Shut That Door! is the message...

 

[Levo-Lon]

Kylie , they had a life size cut out in Specsavers.. human Viagra

 

[Oxford Dave]

Kylie , they had a life size cut out in Specsavers.. human Viagra

A life size Kylie isn't very big!

 

[cyberknight]

A life size Kylie isn't very big!

but she knows how to do the locomotion

 

[Julia9054]

A few years ago when my son was considering studying physics, I went with him to an open day at the physics and engineering dept at Manchester University. There was a life size cardboard cut out of Brian Cox. I wanted to take a selfie with it as a physics teacher colleague of mine has a massive crush on him. Unfortunately my son expressly forbade me from making a show of myself and embarrassing him!