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Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
From any other person in this universe.

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*Promptly erases the card we were going to send you from everyone in the Cyclechat Universe*
 
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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
Not meaning to sound funny, but why?

There's only about a fifth of her ashes left in the plastic urn. The others were scattered on my dad's grave, my mother's parents (my grandparents) grave, my parents old house's front garden, and somewhere else I can't quite remember.🤔 I keep the rest just to have what's left of her as a keepsake I suppose. I went down my then local pub soon after I put the ashes in my boot. A woman in the pub said to me 'I haven't seen your mother for a while, is she still living at home'? I replied that she was in my car. The woman said 'Well don't leave her sitting there, tell her to come in'! So out I popped, then took my mother's ashes in and put them next to the inquisitive woman. She saw the funny side of it, but probably thought 'what a weirdo'!!!🤪 😁👍
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
There's only about a fifth of her ashes left in the plastic urn. The others were scattered on my dad's grave, my mother's parents (my grandparents) grave, my parent's old house's front garden, and somewhere else I can't quite remember.🤔 I keep the rest just to have what's left of her as a keepsake I suppose. I went down my then local pub soon after I put the ashes in my boot. A woman in the pub said to me 'I haven't seen your mother for a while, is she still living at home'? I replied that she was in my car. The woman said 'Well don't leave her sitting there, tell her to come in'! So out I popped, then took my mother's ashes in and put them next to the inquisitive woman. She saw the funny side of it, but probably thought 'what a weirdo'!!!🤪 😁👍

Ha ha, great comedic timing though!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
That bloke at work,the one everybody hated.But he could not see it.He tried to be my pal,in and out of work.I told him in no uncertain terms.He is the only ex work person who is not allowed to come to our meetings.

What did he do? I am curious!
 
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biggs682

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
There's only about a fifth of her ashes left in the plastic urn. The others were scattered on my dad's grave, my mother's parents (my grandparents) grave, my parent's old house's front garden, and somewhere else I can't quite remember.🤔 I keep the rest just to have what's left of her as a keepsake I suppose. I went down my then local pub soon after I put the ashes in my boot. A woman in the pub said to me 'I haven't seen your mother for a while, is she still living at home'? I replied that she was in my car. The woman said 'Well don't leave her sitting there, tell her to come in'! So out I popped, then took my mother's ashes in and put them next to the inquisitive woman. She saw the funny side of it, but probably thought 'what a weirdo'!!!🤪 😁👍

And this is why I enjoy cycle chat
 
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