Who's Sock are they ?

[biggs682]

Got up last Friday and as normal opened the sock draw and put the first pr of socks i grabbed on and in the dimpsy light i thought i don't remember these

Any way wore them all day with no thought , when i got home after work the other half says where did you get those socks from as she didn't recognise them as mine either .

We could both see they were not ones as they looked worn or thin around the toe's

So my question is who is missing a pr of sock's ?

 

[Hop3y]

Your other halfs new other half...

(only joking)

 

[MiK1138]

your lads? either that or your a nocturnal snowdropper

 

[woodbutcher]

Got up last Friday and as normal opened the sock draw and put the first pr of socks i grabbed on and in the dimpsy light i thought i don't remember these

Any way wore them all day with no thought , when i got home after work the other half says where did you get those socks from as she didn't recognise them as mine either .

We could both see they were not ones as they looked worn or thin around the toe's

So my question is who is missing a pr of sock's ?

You have a sock fairy, at least it leaves you a pair, my sock fairy usually just removes one of a pair....so annoying

 

[biggs682]

your lads? either that or your a nocturnal snowdropper

No the only known male in the house has been back packing around the globe for the last 6 months and is currently in Kuala Lumpa

Your other halfs new other half...

(only joking)

No probs

 

[Drago]

The milkman?

 

[woodbutcher]

The milkman?

Well l say, l don't know what to think, what a suspicious lot you are

 

[captain nemo1701]

'You have a sock fairy, at least it leaves you a pair, my sock fairy usually just removes one of a pair....so annoying'

My theory is that wormholes open up in your washing machine on max spin cycle and always one sock manages to escape to live the good life on the planet of socks elsewhere in the galaxy. I think it's near the planet populated by biros (with apologies to Douglas Adams).

According to one of the Vikings in How to Train Your Dragon it's always the left sock.....

 

[biggs682]

The milkman?

nah he wears sandals

 

[FishFright]

At this time of year the culprit is often Christmas socks

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oi - I been looking for those. 2 left ones from a pair of a pair

 

[Profpointy]

nah he wears sandals

well he does now he's lost his socks

 

[booze and cake]

What is this sorcery? I'm convinced the worlds socks are on a lifelong quest to escape from their owners, yet Biggs magics extra ones out of thin air. Burn him, he's a witch! Or just a guy with all the luck.

If they don't pass muster for wearing, they're good for cleaning those awkward nooks and crannies on steel bikes though, and cleaning wheels

 

[woodbutcher]

What is this sorcery? I'm convinced the worlds socks are on a lifelong quest to escape from their owners, yet Biggs magics extra ones out of thin air. Burn him, he's a witch! Or just a guy with all the luck.

If they don't pass muster for wearing, they're good for cleaning those awkward nooks and crannies on steel bikes though, and cleaning wheels

" a witch" ?bloody hell he can change sex as well .

 

[booze and cake]

Ha, can't you have male witches? Warlock then?