Why are the 'skirt' rules different for women than for men?

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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Next week we have Burns night coming up and many of us will be wearing kilts for the night. Every single time I've worn a kilt, I've had more than one woman lift it up to see if I am wearing anything underneath and I would say every woman in the room has enquired as to whether I am 'garmented or no'' beneath the kilt. Several take every opportunity to look and check if the answer is accurate or not.

Now would any male reading this lift up a woman's skirt or enquire if she was wearing anything underneath? I don't mean a personal, close friend or anything but pretty much any woman you'd met for the first time or only had a social function in common?

Why is it we are supposed to put up with the type of behaviour that would have them running, rightly, to the law?
 

Rohloff_Brompton_Rider

Formerly just_fixed
Oh excellent, next time I'm skint I'm going to a works party and wearing a kilt....that's my next holiday sorted!!!


Excellent point!
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
I've never been tempted to wear one... exhibitionists.:rolleyes::smile:
Burns Night.... amazing how the card manufacturers haven't caught on to that... there'll be millions and millions of Scots and pseudo-Scots across the world celebrating it.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Next week we have Burns night coming up and many of us will be wearing kilts for the night. Every single time I've worn a kilt, I've had more than one woman lift it up to see if I am wearing anything underneath and I would say every woman in the room has enquired as to whether I am 'garmented or no'' beneath the kilt. Several take every opportunity to look and check if the answer is accurate or not.

Now would any male reading this lift up a woman's skirt or enquire if she was wearing anything underneath? I don't mean a personal, close friend or anything but pretty much any woman you'd met for the first time or only had a social function in common?

Why is it we are supposed to put up with the type of behaviour that would have them running, rightly, to the law?

You are taking yourself too seriously!

I exploit the natural curiosity of women and charge them a pint per peek. I barely put my hand in my sporran all weekend at Solfest Festival.

When they scream, "It's gruesome!"

I say: "When it was stroked it grew some more"

A win win situation. :cheers:
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Sellotape a large sausage to your inner thought just low enough for the end to poke out from under the kilt.
 
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PaulB

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
You are taking yourself too seriously!

I exploit the natural curiosity of women and charge them a pint per peek. I barely put my hand in my sporran all weekend at Solfest Festival.

When they scream, "It's gruesome!"

I say: "When it was stroked it grew some more"

A win win situation. :cheers:

Nice, but no, I don't think I am taking myself too seriously and I see why this bothers women. There are some women who's 'advances' of this sort are to be welcomed, some who are giving an overt come-on but there have been some who've been aggressive and seem to demand the 'right' to look at my nadgers that were the shoe to be on the other foot and it was a male behaving like this, he would be on the fast-track to being rotated out of the gene pool.

The dance floor is a female lechers paradise. The number of hands that seem to think it's their right to lift or 'flip' the kilt up gets frustrating. It can also get intimidating. Even for me and I don't scare easily!
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Nice, but no, I don't think I am taking myself too seriously and I see why this bothers women. There are some women who's 'advances' of this sort are to be welcomed, some who are giving an overt come-on but there have been some who've been aggressive and seem to demand the 'right' to look at my nadgers that were the shoe to be on the other foot and it was a male behaving like this, he would be on the fast-track to being rotated out of the gene pool.

The dance floor is a female lechers paradise. The number of hands that seem to think it's their right to lift or 'flip' the kilt up gets frustrating. It can also get intimidating. Even for me and I don't scare easily!

Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, "Stand in front of that pub and pick up a man. Tell him you charge a hundred quid. Any questions and I'll be parked aroundthe corner."
She stands outside the pub for about five minutes showing her leg,when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?"She says, "A hundred pounds."He replies, "All I got is thirty."She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "What now. Whatcan he get for thirty?"
"A hand job," Keith replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job.He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and outpops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says."I'll be right back.." She runs back to Keith."What's wrong?" he asks and she says."Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?"
Is there more than a hint of double standards here?

Just saying.....
 

Rohloff_Brompton_Rider

Formerly just_fixed
I agree with PaulB on this, sexual harassment is sexual harassment!

Southpark the cartoon fetched up a similar point, a 'sexy' female teacher was having sex with a young male and nobody would take it serious, the cops or authorities and just said 'lucky bastard' meaning the young lad was lucky.....but when they thought it was a male teacher they came out guns blazing.

I know its a cartoon but the points raised was similar to PaulB's and just as serious, why do we have accepted double standards?
 
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