Why aren't toilet bowls coated with teflon?

[Drago]

Eat less junk and more fibre and it would be a non-issue!

Normally Colin you speak great sense and I admire your sprinklings of wisdom. Alas, on this occasion I must take issue.

A depth charge made from fibre will dive bomb to the bottom of the pan, possibly breaking it. A grease laden junk food jobbie will glide effortlessly around the U bend, self lubricated by the saturated fat from which it is constructed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Normally Colin you speak great sense and I admire your sprinklings of wisdom. Alas, on this occasion I must take issue.

A depth charge made from fibre will dive bomb to the bottom of the pan, possibly breaking it. A grease laden junk food jobbie will glide effortlessly around the U bend, self lubricated by the saturated fat from which it is constructed.

Drago PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper)

 

[ColinJ]

Normally Colin you speak great sense and I admire your sprinklings of wisdom. Alas, on this occasion I must take issue.

A depth charge made from fibre will dive bomb to the bottom of the pan, possibly breaking it. A grease laden junk food jobbie will glide effortlessly around the U bend, self lubricated by the saturated fat from which it is constructed.

I had second thoughts myself, immediately after posting it... A quick look at the Bristol Stool Scale suggests that I might have written a load of old, er, crap!

 

[ufkacbln]

DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK IF YOU WISH TO RETAIN YOUR SANITY.......

(And lunch)

Rate my Poo

 

[Arjimlad]

Eat more olive oil ?

A quick squirt of Dri-Slide down the pan before sitting down ?

 

[Cyclopathic]

Eat less junk and more fibre and it would be a non-issue!

Again this is just dancing around the issue. Even with the most perfectly balanced diet and impeccable stools a better glaze or a teflon coating would mean improved loo conditions. Honestly what have you people got against improving our loos.

 

[Cyclopathic]

I do

OK if that doesn't work for you. Why not try a different diet? Go for a non stick sh*t approach....................

I don't think teflon is very nutritious.

 

[Drago]

Bristol Stool Scale? As endorsed by the good folk at www.ratemypoo.com (not work or sanity safe)

 

[Cyclopathic]

Is this the lazy-man 'I didn't know toilets needed cleaning' thread?

I know that a well glazed toilet requires less cleaning than a poorly glazed modern one. However if we could have teflon toilets, just imagine the possibilities. Dare to dream.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Perhaps people don't want dark grey coloured toilet pans

We won't know until we try. Anyway, what do "people" know.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Yes, because all my dreams are composed of cleaning material miracles. Do you work in advertising?

You should see my sales pitch for second hand ear buds, only one end used.

 

[Archie_tect]

Shows an endearing belief in the quality of Victorian glazes... just don't buy the cheapest toilet you can find.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Japan. Now there's a country that knows how to make a sh***er.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sorted - join the bears in the woods

 

[Archie_tect]

*glazes over*