Why do people...

[Mad Doug Biker]

There's no need to feel down

There's a place you can go when you're short of your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

Its fun to stay at the Y. M. C. A!!



[Little camp voice] Jeezo, I'm I the only one who spotted that from Dan B and srw? [/little camp voice]

 

[Amanda P]

Why do people politely dip their headlights when they're heading towards you at night....


...only to turn the full beams on again when they're still thirty feet in front of you? It's unexpected, it's timed to cause the maximum damage to your night vision and it bloody hurts!

 

[Night Train]

...think they know about stuff, and speak authoritatively on stuff, that they have no knowledge of?

Relatives wrote to say that they are arriving on a BA flight into Manchester airport. Dad insists that they are wrong as 'BA only lands at Heathrow' and that the relatives must have the wrong airport or the the wrong flight.
They arrive at 7.15am, mid week, end of January. I'm not picking them up, really, I'm not going!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

..........drink lager?

 

[ianrauk]

..........drink lager?

Do like a nice bottled lager in hot weather.
Not liking the canned or tap stuff.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Do like a nice bottled lager in hot weather.
Not liking the canned or tap stuff.

Well - you have some standards it seems. But why at all?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

[QUOTE 2209981, member: 259"]Real lager (nothing to do with the vile stuff peddled in the UK and elsewhere by Heineken et al) is a wonderful beer with a centuries old tradition. [/quote]
Ah - that sounds interesting. With what can I try the experiment?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Acht, just give me some Black Lager instead!!



Doug, who is currently drinking some Bohemia Regent Czech Black Lager....... and who has just been turned down by the barmaid

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Acht, just give me some Black Lager instead!!



Doug, who is currently drinking some Bohemia Regent Czech Black Lager....... and who has just been turned down by the barmaid

......like barmaids turn down MDB?

 

[swee'pea99]

...put 2" patches in puncture repair outfits? No-one ever gets a hole that size, and if you did, you woudn't try to fix it.

 

[Arch]

...think they know about stuff, and speak authoritatively on stuff, that they have no knowledge of?

Relatives wrote to say that they are arriving on a BA flight into Manchester airport. Dad insists that they are wrong as 'BA only lands at Heathrow' and that the relatives must have the wrong airport or the the wrong flight.
They arrive at 7.15am, mid week, end of January. I'm not picking them up, really, I'm not going!

Bless him, he's a great cook, but he does think he knows things sometimes....

Show him this, and scroll through to find the flights that start 'BA'....

http://www.manchesterairport.co.uk/flightinformation/

 

[Arch]

or just this:

http://www.britishairways.com/en/destinations/manchester/

 

[Milo]

Spit in public the horrible swines. Proper disgusting habit and really not needed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

................ not wear helmets while cycling

 

[2Loose]

Management choose the narrowest part of a corridor to stop and have an impromptu meeting?