Why do public lavatory attendants leave those lozenges actually in the urinals?

[betty swollocks]

It makes them taste awful. Why can't they instead, hand them out still in the wrapper, when you walk in? It'd be much more hygienic.

 

[Cubist]

My sister tells of a colleague who was all dressed up for a job interview, and travelled into town by bus. On the bus she was aware of a sweetish aroma which she put down to cleaning products on the bus and thought nothing of it, but was later puzzled to realise she could detect the same smell in the foyer of the office while waiting for her interview. Once the interview was over she nipped into the ladies and as she dropped her trousers saw that the rim block from her downstairs loo was hooked into the waistband.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You could always rinse them off first before sucking them to death

 

[betty swollocks]

My sister tells of a colleague who was all dressed up for a job interview, and travelled into town by bus. On the bus she was aware of a sweetish aroma which she put down to cleaning products on the bus and thought nothing of it, but was later puzzled to realise she could detect the same smell in the foyer of the office while waiting for her interview. Once the interview was over she nipped into the ladies and as she dropped her trousers saw that the rim block from her downstairs loo was hooked into the waistband.

You could say she was pining for the job then?

 

[sight-pin]

My sister tells of a colleague who was all dressed up for a job interview, and travelled into town by bus. On the bus she was aware of a sweetish aroma which she put down to cleaning products on the bus and thought nothing of it, but was later puzzled to realise she could detect the same smell in the foyer of the office while waiting for her interview. Once the interview was over she nipped into the ladies and as she dropped her trousers saw that the rim block from her downstairs loo was hooked into the waistband.

Classic << Sits and waits for more punch lines

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Don't forget to wash your hands!

 

[vernon]

You could always rinse them off first before sucking them to death

Nah, licking them clean before sucking them does the job.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

You could always rinse them off first before sucking them to death

Given the low wages I'm sure they'd appreciate the perk.

GC

 

[stephec]

My sister tells of a colleague who was all dressed up for a job interview, and travelled into town by bus. On the bus she was aware of a sweetish aroma which she put down to cleaning products on the bus and thought nothing of it, but was later puzzled to realise she could detect the same smell in the foyer of the office while waiting for her interview. Once the interview was over she nipped into the ladies and as she dropped her trousers saw that the rim block from her downstairs loo was hooked into the waistband.

At least she got to the bottom of it.

 

[SteCenturion]

You could always rinse them off first before sucking them to death

Oh really ?

Rinse who off & do what ??

 

[SteCenturion]

Not had this much fun since I had a long conversation with wee Jock Mc Pooey Plop Plop, the toilet attendant at Aberdeen Station.

(Or somethin' like that).

Black Adder (forget which one & can't do links).

 

[subaqua]

them new dyson urinals are OK for keeping your knob warm but they don't half spray the pee everywhere

 

[SteCenturion]

them new dyson urinals are OK for keeping your knob warm but they don't half spray the pee everywhere

"Now please wash (& dry) your hands"

 

[marknotgeorge]

them new dyson urinals are OK for keeping your knob warm but they don't half spray the pee everywhere

The designer of those is the president of the Tommy Cooper fan club.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

them new dyson urinals are OK for keeping your knob warm but they don't half spray the pee everywhere