Why do public lavatory attendants leave those lozenges actually in the urinals?

[Donger]

Nah, licking them clean before sucking them does the job.

Baked any good urinal cakes lately then Vernon? Or is it strictly pies only?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My sister tells of a colleague who was all dressed up for a job interview, and travelled into town by bus. On the bus she was aware of a sweetish aroma which she put down to cleaning products on the bus and thought nothing of it, but was later puzzled to realise she could detect the same smell in the foyer of the office while waiting for her interview. Once the interview was over she nipped into the ladies and as she dropped her trousers saw that the rim block from her downstairs loo was hooked into the waistband.

Yebbut did she get the job??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You could always rinse them off first before sucking them to death

Ooohh err!! Now there's a job I wouldn't mind!!

 

[Silver Fox]

I wish people would stop throwing fag ends into the urinals, they're a pain to light when soggy.

 

[Cubist]

Yebbut did she get the job??

She did, but they had to let her go when she went clean round the bend.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

She did, but they had to let her go when she went clean round the bend.

Did they give it to her cistern-law instead?

GC

 

[Cubist]

Did they give it to her cistern-law instead?

GC

You've been at the Toilet Duck again haven't you!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You've been at the Toilet Duck again haven't you!

I've never drank at the Toilet Duck.

 

[Alex H]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_A_EmnolU


(NOT my video )

 

[Shut Up Legs]

[QUOTE 3108698, member: 259"]They probably thought she was a little fly for it.[/QUOTE]
They were probably p!ssing themselves laughing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They were probably p!ssing themselves laughing.

Terrible thing, incontinence in the young....