Why hasn't cycling given me legs like Beyonce's?

[Archie_tect]

Perhaps VP isn't wind assisted...

 

[Kirstie]

Beyonce doesn't ride a bike i don't think and if she did i don't reckon her legs would be as nice as they are - they are just right I reckon. My problem is length. I have toned, muscly legs, but they are too short. Just call me stumpy. BAH!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I have legs and ass like Beyonce, whether it's caused by cycling I don't know. The rest of my body is unfortunately like Big Daddy.

 

[ufkacbln]

Despite the opinions otherwise - Beyonce is in fact a keen cyclist, who uses it as part of her fitnes regime as well as a way of winding down and relaxing.

 

[Canrider]

Bollocks, is that the best bike she can afford?!?

 

[Chilternrides]

Beyonce's legs & bum - I'll never get any work done today.

Ladies - for all of you who panic about being a bit out of shape in the leg/bum/belly area - scrap it! The big fella upstairs designed you to be a bit bumpy, and that's the way most of us chaps like things, so stop fretting and enjoy being curvy ('cos I'll bloomin well enjoy you all being curvy, at least until I get arrested)

Ladies & curves - just as nature intended; don't fight what's right

 

[Fab Foodie]

Bollocks, is that the best bike she can afford?!?

I doubt it, but it was the one she wanted/needed. It's not about the bike.

 

[Keith Oates]

She's not really a particular favorite singer for me but seeing her on a bike has raised her up in my estimation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bluebell72]

Seeing the pic of Chris Hoy's legs has scared me.

Wow.

 

[theclaud]

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Admittedly it sounded more of a recommendation coming from Sophia Loren...

 

[Bman]

Despite the opinions otherwise - Beyonce is in fact a keen cyclist, who uses it as part of her fitnes regime as well as a way of winding down and relaxing.

Bloody pavement cyclists!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Bloody pavement cyclists!

I think you'll find they're 'Goddam sidewalk cyclists' in Americky!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Admittedly it sounded more of a recommendation coming from Sophia Loren...

Thanks to that photo theclaud, I'm descending into some kind of dribbly stuupooooorrrrrr ....................................................

 

[Aperitif]

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Admittedly it sounded more of a recommendation coming from Sophia Loren...

That is a lovely picture. Cycling has given me legs like Beyonce... as in "Meaty, Beefy, Big and Beyonce" Apparently, she performed well at Glastonbury I read.

 

[Adasta]

On the subject of Sophia Loren, may I link you to an excellent story regarding Brian Blessed.

Clutching a carrier bag, he lurched unsteadily towards the theatre and let rip: "Pamela f****** Anderson? I wouldn't touch her with yours. I've starred alongside Sophia Loren. What the f*** is all that about Pamela Anderson? What is all that about?"