Why is Noodley such a miserable old sod?

[Crankarm]

Curmudgeon is a synonym for Noodley according to the Oxford English Scottish Dictionary

Is he Scottish?

As his avatar Flecther would say "Charmless nerk!"

Only kidding .

 

[marinyork]

Noodley is Witchsmeller Pursuivant for the UCI. Being a miserable old sod is a vital part of the job.

 

[Keith Oates]

Some questions:

1. Which is the best bike to use for a LEJOG?

2. Which are the best make and size of tyres to use?

3. Should I use Shimano or Rohloff gearing for this trip?

4. What is the best training schedule to follow when preparing for the ride?

5. Which sports drink should I take on the trip?

6. Which diet should I follow in the weeks leading up to the ride?

Glad there is an amnesty in place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jane Smart]

HAS HE GOT A HANGOVER?

SHOULD WE SHOUT AND WAKE HIM UP?

 

[Keith Oates]

No, I think we should lock this thread and move it to 'Know How', he never goes there.

And who the f**k changed the title??? I posted "I hope Noodley comes back soon, he's a valuable member of this forum, and I for one miss him!"[/I]

That quote is OK in cafe because it's a "porkie pie"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[summerdays]

Out of interest when is the amnesty over?

 

[TVC]

I think he's OK, so there!

It's wrong to criticise any one on this forum for whatever reason, we should all act like adults and not say anything behind peoples backs that we wouldn't say to their face.

...It's no good, I can't keep it up, .... I've heard he's got flat feet

 

[yello]

Is noodley miserable? I can't honestly say I'd noticed. I hadn't even noticed the neatness thing that others refer to. I must read the forum more.

 

[Noodley]

Out of interest when is the amnesty over?

Now

You lot are in for it tonight!