Why is the stuff in the bottom so hard to reach?

[Deleted member 1258]

Short arse

Thats me, my arms are to short for my leg length, and I suffer from ducks desease, my a*** is too close to the ground, my mate however suffers from giraffe's desease, his a*** is too far from the ground.

 

[bagpuss]

You are all barking up the wrong street.
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[twentysix by twentyfive]

I expect you named the hound Jimmy Durante

 

[Pat "5mph"]

A good cat daddy would spoon off the dregs of the tub into a shallower vessel

 

[MontyVeda]

A colleague said something similar at work today. I told them it was their own fault got not growing long enough when they had the opportunity

 

[bagpuss]

I expect you named the hound Jimmy Durante

Nope. Dudley, after Mr Moore . Our last four dogs were GSD's and rather tall {PeterCook}