why women get cellulite

[biggs682]

watching prisoners wives last night my other declared she knew why women got cellulite rather than men , so being polite i asked why , to which she replied because women always have to lie on the damp patch !!

obvious really

 

[BigonaBianchi]

strange how it's generally the fit healthy active ladies who don't get it ...funny that.

 

[rich p]

Prisoners wives would get cell-ulite presumably.

 

[PpPete]

Why would there be a damp patch if their other halves are inside ?

 

[Francesca]

watching prisoners wives last night my other declared she knew why women got cellulite rather than men , so being polite i asked why , to which she replied because women always have to lie on the damp patch !!

obvious really

Ha! your other half is absolutely correct!!

 

[biggs682]

i cant believe the small amount of replies on this thread

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Lol. But being a gentleman I offer to switch sides

BTW, Quote of the year - "Man cannot live by chocolate alone. Woman can!"