Why?

[marshmella]

Well D'oh - it is so common that it isn't news worthy

I once had an appointment with a clairvoyant, but when i arrived the notice on the door said closed due to unforeseen circumstances

 

[smokeysmoo]

Did you write these yourself?

I'll give you 3 guesses

 

[smokeysmoo]

I do that

+2

 

[EltonFrog]

Some more one liners from the 1970's

Why is there only one monopolies commission.

How does Teflon stick to pots and pans

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets

If masturbation stunts your growth, why are naughty books on the top shelf in the news agents

 

[Cyclist33]

I'll give you 3 guesses

i dunno, i like them tho!

 

[BrumJim]

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why do people think that this is a valid question? OK, I may be a qualified Professional Engineer, but the answer to this one is blindingly obvious to me.

 

[green1]

Why do people think that this is a valid question? OK, I may be a qualified Professional Engineer, but the answer to this one is blindingly obvious to me.

It's not indestructible for a start.

 

[oldfatfool]

Why do people insist on copying and pasting lists from useless American Facebook pages and not even bother to alter the Grammar, Spelling or wording to ENGLISH??

 

[snorri]

Why do pensioners go out and drive around in their cars, blocking the roads then go shopping, blocking up the aisles and the checkouts, on SATURDAYS when they've had all week to do it?

Because these places are dead through the week, no atmosphere.

 

[Beebo]

Why did I waste 3 minutes reading that list, when I'm sure I've already read it 5 years ago!

 

[akb]

Why did I waste 3 minutes reading that list, when I'm sure I've already read it 5 years ago!

Why did you carry on reading it even though you had read it 5 years ago?

 

[BrumJim]

It's not indestructible for a start.

Scale.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Why do people think that this is a valid question? OK, I may be a qualified Professional Engineer, but the answer to this one is blindingly obvious to me.

It's a bit of light hearted fun BJ, that's all, nothing more, nothing less, don't take it seriously

 

[asterix]

Professional Engineers are designed to take things seriously.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Why?

Well - Why Not?