Why..

[yenrod]

..did the Lobster blush ...

























































Because the Sea 'weed

 

[Kirstie]

or he saw the salad dressing? (obviously that would be a caught, cooked and hence dead lobster, so technically that doesn't work because it couldn't react owing to the fact that its dead, although a cooked lobster could be said to be blushing because it goes red when cooked oh sod it i'll stop procrastinating and actually go and do some work...)

 

[Globalti]

I though he blushed because he saw the Queen Mary's bottom!

 

[SamNichols]

or he saw the salad dressing? (obviously that would be a caught, cooked and hence dead lobster, so technically that doesn't work because it couldn't react owing to the fact that its dead, although a cooked lobster could be said to be blushing because it goes red when cooked oh sod it i'll stop procrastinating and actually go and do some work...)

Also, it's implying rational thought on a non-rational being. But, let's not push the confines of the joke too far.

 

[Kirstie]

Also, it's implying rational thought on a non-rational being. But, let's not push the confines of the joke too far.

No no no let's go with this one - is a blush a 'rational' response or is it 'conditioned' or even 'involuntary'...