Wi-Fi network names, and missed opportunities

[Smurfy]

I don't use Wi-Fi at home, but after reading this article I've realised how much fun I've missed out on.

Has anyone on here named their Wi-Fi network 'We can hear you having sex'?

 

[Peter Armstrong]

"It was me who kicked your cat"

 

[MisterStan]

"not your WiFi"

 

[Davidc]

At one time mine was named "Klingon Destructor Beam". Then I changed it to "Blair Is A War Criminal". It's a more sensible one now because it's set up on so many different things belonging to over a dozen people who come here and use it, so it stays constant.

I was going to use a very rude one relating to Mr Blair but it was more than 32 characters long.

 

[Beebo]

I will go home tonight and change mine to "guess who's buried under the patio"

 

[Smurfy]

"It was me who kicked your cat"

Followed up by 'I turn cats into mittens'

 

[HovR]

I used to have issues with people connecting to my phone's WiFi hotspot when using it in coffee shops/airports/trains etc.

Instead of adding a password, I changed the name to "ConnectForViruses". No one has tried to connect since.

 

[ohnovino]

"Police_surveillance_van"

 

[Drago]

"NORAD"

 

[Andrew_Culture]

"Police_surveillance_van"

I've used MI5_surveillance before, but constantly change mine so have had

• I_know_what_you_did
• We_sell_drugs
• We_can_see_you_naked
• I_live_in_your_eyes (my favourite)

I set up my neighbour's wi-fi and opted for a nice simple 'piss'

 

[colly]

A bizarre Sky 39249 for me.


That will keep the buggers guessing.

 

[4F]

hmm may have a play around on mine tonight

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

Has anyone on here named their Wi-Fi network 'We can hear you having sex'?

Mine used to be 'I listen to you faking your orgasm' but it's now 'my neighbours are bedwetters' due to the amount of washing they do every weekend. I wouldn't normally give a toss but their washing machine is literally above my bed and they put it on around 8am on a Saturday morning, the floor is covered in the cheapest laminate and my walls and doors and radiators shake. My living-room door is almost off it's hinges due to the vibrations.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

mine is called:

"carssuckcyclistsrule"

 

[Berties]

My phone for any one looking for it on blue tooth says "hello knob jockey" but as I have three locations for wifi I have kept it in zones!