Wiggo's

[Dangermouse]

I had em in the 70s 80s 90s and still have em.

Why dont they make me faster........answers on the back of a stamp please.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Because unlike Wiggo, to us mere mortals, long side burns compromise aerodynamic efficiency, meaning you will never be able to travel above a certain speed.

 

[Dangermouse]

Even if I tape the bushy bits to me cheeks, those on me face

AND whats wrong with speeding along at 7.23 mph with a tailwind

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Even if I tape the bushy bits to me cheeks, those on me face

AND whats wrong with speeding along at 7.23 mph with a tailwind

The tape on the face bit is bad enough, but the 7mph part will truly make you look like you have escaped from somewhere!!

 

[Dangermouse]

The tape bit is bad enough, but the 7 mph bit will truly make you look like you have escaped from somewhere!!

Yeah, 7 is awesome innit.......................

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yeah, 7 is awesome innit.......................

I prefer to live life on the edge and try and push myself up to a wild 8mph!


You may touch me now....

 

[Dangermouse]

Now lets not exaggerate eh

 

[TVC]

Lance Armstrong used to have impressive sideburns, but Pat McQuaid has stripped him of them. For clarification though, at the time Pat had no idea that Lance had any facial hair and as such won't resign.

 

[Peteaud]

I prefer to live life on the edge and try and push myself up to a wild 8mph!


You may touch me now....

Your a cycling god make no mistake

 

[Dangermouse]

dropped me game today............didnt manage anyfink, the burners were not at their best gonna have to trim them a bit but if its anything like Goliath...........I am doomed to 4mph forever