got-to-get-fit
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- Yarm, Cleveland
I once rang my then girlfriend (now wife) at 2pm. She had just moved into her first student house.
I told her i was from Liverpool water authority and was working at the bottom of the road on a suspected water leak.
We had dug an inspection pit and were worried that the water was coming from her house.
I told her that the only way i could find out which was her pipe in the pit was to listen to it and to do that i would need her to go under the sink and tap on the plastic pipe - i would listen from the inspection pit and see if i could hear which one of the pipes she was tapping on and marry it up to the leak.
Off she went and a couple of seconds later i could hear her tapping away in the kitchen. She returned to the phone and said 'was that any good?'
No i replied i couldnt hear a thing...could she try the upstairs bathroom?
Off she trots and a few seconds later i heard the tap tapping again.
She gets back to the phone "did you hear that"
no says i, but then again the pipes are so old that they are all making noises in the inspection pit through natural movement.
I then asked if she could try tapping a recognisible tune ...like hicory dickory dock...
I had her upstairs and downstairs 7 times before she finally twigged someone was having her on.
Can anyone beat that?
ive got some more that i will tell you about later.
I told her i was from Liverpool water authority and was working at the bottom of the road on a suspected water leak.
We had dug an inspection pit and were worried that the water was coming from her house.
I told her that the only way i could find out which was her pipe in the pit was to listen to it and to do that i would need her to go under the sink and tap on the plastic pipe - i would listen from the inspection pit and see if i could hear which one of the pipes she was tapping on and marry it up to the leak.
Off she went and a couple of seconds later i could hear her tapping away in the kitchen. She returned to the phone and said 'was that any good?'
No i replied i couldnt hear a thing...could she try the upstairs bathroom?
Off she trots and a few seconds later i heard the tap tapping again.
She gets back to the phone "did you hear that"
no says i, but then again the pipes are so old that they are all making noises in the inspection pit through natural movement.
I then asked if she could try tapping a recognisible tune ...like hicory dickory dock...
I had her upstairs and downstairs 7 times before she finally twigged someone was having her on.
Can anyone beat that?
ive got some more that i will tell you about later.