Obituary - Mickle Shmickle, 1922 - 2020.
Born in India to the 3rd Earl of Toxteth, who was governor of the subcontinent at the time. At the age of 4 Mickle was sent back to Blightly where he boarded at Eton. A short while later he ran away to the circus, perfecting a unique act where he flashed his deformed scrotum at the crowd.
After being demobbed in 1946 mickle invented the bicycle, and very quickly became a multi millionaire. Unfortunately, he invested all his money in Love Thy Neighbour shares in 1973, and was declared bankrupt soon after.
He was found deceased this morning in what was believed to be a successful suicide by drowning, although police are still puzzle as to why his winky was jammed in a boiler pipe.
Mickle leaves behind a Wife,Arthur, and his two sons, Mavis and Mildred. Mourning fans are asked to respect his family's privacy at this time.
