Woe is me and thrice woe

[Aperitif]

If you're lucky, you might pi$$ yourself larfing!

Seriously, though, hope you recover fully and quickly.

...he could pull it off Dayvo...

 

[karen.488walker]

to pee or nut to pee must nut be the question?

 

[Aperitif]

...Whether 'tis knobblier in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous forums...

Did you know about the problem peanut, or did it cashew unawares?

 

[karen.488walker]

Not so much peanut more piss(tachi)ooooowwwwww.

 

[dellzeqq]

drink cranberry juice and go and see your doctor ASAP

+ a lot. Do not take this lightly. Like I did. And then I wound up with septicaemia (or however you spell it) and three days in hospital.

 

[peanut]

you lot kill me you really do I've larfed so much I've gone and wet meself

 

[speccy1]

Come on you lot stop taking the piss out of peanut heeheeheehee

 

[peanut]

Come on you lot stop taking the piss out of peanut heeheeheehee

whatcha specky , they'd have a job taking the the piss....its all been extracted already

 

[alecstilleyedye]

to pee or nut to pee must nut be the question?

willy or won't he more like…

 

[Aperitif]

...stop it now alecs - this whole episode is becoming a bit of a sore point...

 

[swee'pea99]

you don't spray....

 

[Bigtwin]

...stop it now alecs - this whole episode is becoming a bit of a sore point...

Looks like the bell-end of the thread.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i thought it was a good shaft of wit…

 

[swee'pea99]

very nearly a load of balls

 

[alecstilleyedye]

bollocks to that…