Does anyone else get the urge to randomly wolf-whistle stuff whilst riding? Not necessarily humans either. I wolf-whistled a discarded full kebab in the gutter the other day. But... on a tourettes like wolf-whistling binge, I saw some flash jerk on a titanium bike, looking like tron, riding on the drops at about 3 miles per hour. I wolf-whistled his bike, but he shouted after me 'you gay lord'. I swiftly turned and caught up with him, and ended up on the pavement. We were both wearing messenger style bags with flashing LEDs on the front straps, and when he squared up to me, I simply put mine on 73 flashes per second, sending him into a catatonic stun. I cycled past later and he was still there staring, and some kids had started playing games around him. What are other peoples' experiences of wolf whistling on a bike?