Women who do their make-up on the train in the morning

[upsidedown]

Could you not get up in time to do it at home and spare me the horror show ?

Please ?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

its prety hot watching a woman prepare herself

 

[ianrauk]

used to see that a lot when I used to train commute.
Can be hilariously funny sometimes with all the face pulling that goes on. Once saw a woman drop a powder thing all over a business mans leg once.. a nice mess on his pinstripe.

 

[ChrisKH]

I had the most drunk girl on the train last night. She got on with a huge bar of Toblerone and shouted "Hello everybodeeeeeee" and promptly fell off her seat. "Oh I've really hurt meself" she muttered. And the guy she was sitting next to said "but you can't feel it, right?" B)

Very funny journey, listening to her talk to three different people on the phone, talking to imaginary people in her head and shouting "Cha'mone Muthaf£$€a" every five minutes.

Well it kept me amused and made a change from watching them put on make up.

 

[rich p]

I sat on a train from Brighton to London recently and a girl took 45 minutes to do her face. It was painful.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Oh the joys of Essex girls

 

[Kirstie]

Reminds me of that scene in Airplane where the leading lady is trying to do their makeup in the 'wing mirror' of the plane just as it's approaching a crash landing. B)

 

[CatherineB]

The woman sat directly across from me at work sets up a mirror the size of a large paperback and does her makeup from 8:30-9:00 every morning at her desk. I can see her fillings when she opens her mouth to apply her mascara and her make-up brushes needed washing about three years ago.

I wonder if she gets paid for 2.5 hours less than I do every week? I assume not, so I make it up by spending at least that much time on CycleChat, cooking blogs, and other wobsites of interest.

 

[rich p]

Wobsites?
http://xkcd.com/148/

 

[CatherineB]

Yep, wobsites. And blags.

 

[rich p]

Yep, wobsites. And blags.

That bloke, the whirled wild Webb has a lot to answer for!

 

[Kirstie]

...and what's that one where people post their immediate thoughts? Oh yeah, twatter, that's it.

 

[jonny jeez]

Its one of those things that irritates me ...for absolutely no rational reason.

along with taking personal calls on a mobile while stood 1.5 inches from other people.

I thought it was just one of "my" issues...

 

[marzjennings]

It's the ones I see applying make up in car that scare me.

 

[Hilldodger]

I think someone should develop the makeup applying shot gun that Homer Simpson invented