World Cup slogans - the best, the worst, the...do wot?

[swee'pea99]

Came across a list of all the official World Cup slogans.

Vote now for:

Worst (Australia must be The One To Beat)
Best (Netherlands has to be a front-runner)
Most bizarre (Bizarrely enough it must sure be Switzerland, tho' there's plucky competition from Côte d’Ivoire)

Algeria: Desert Warriors In Brazil
Argentina: Not just a team, we are a country
Australia: Socceroos: Hopping Our Way Into History!
Belgium: Expect The Impossible!
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Dragons In Heart, Dragons On The Field!
Brazil: Brace Yourselves! The 6th Is Coming!
Cameroon: A lion remains a Lion
Chile: CHI CHI CHI!, LE LE LE! Go Chile.
Colombia: Here travels a nation, not just a team!
Costa Rica: My passion is football, my strength is my people, my pride is Costa Rica.
Côte d’Ivoire: Elephants charging towards Brazil!
Croatia: With Fire In Our Hearts, For Croatia All As One!
Ecuador: One Commitment, One Passion, Only One Heart, This Is For You Ecuador!
England: The Dream Of One Team, The Heartbeat Of Millions!!
France: Impossible Is Not A French Word
Germany: One Nation, One Team, One Dream!
Ghana: Black Stars: Here To Illuminate Brazil
Greece: Heroes Play Like Greeks
Honduras: We are one country, one nation, five stars on the heart
Iran: Honour Of Persia
Italy: Let’s paint the FIFA World Cup dream blue
Japan: Samurai, The Time Has Come To Fight!
Korea Republic: Enjoy it, Reds!
Mexico: Always united, Always aztecas
Netherlands: Real Men Wear Orange
Nigeria: Only Together We Can Win
Portugal: The past is history. The future is victory.
Russia: No one can catch us
Spain: Inside our hearts, the passion of a champion
Switzerland: End Station: 13.07.2014 Maracana! Final Stop: 07-13-14 Maracana!
Uruguay: Three million dreams … Let’s go Uruguay
USA: United By Team, Driven By Passion

(Needless to say, 'vote now' is used merely as a turn of phrase...if anyone fancies actually creating a poll, by all means be my guest.)

 

[AndyRM]

Korea's is pretty lame, it's like a condescending pat on the head. They've not got a particularly tough group either.

I like Bosnia, Croatia, Japan, Mexico and Portugal.

Not surprised to see USA work the word 'Team' into theirs.

After the mutiny of 2010, the French effort is pretty hilarious.

I wonder how much consultants were paid to come up with this bobbins?

 

[Beebo]

Italy want everyone to have a blue dream!!
I've had a few great blue dreams in my time.

 

[Brandane]

You missed out the most important one!
Scotland: Anyone but England .

 

[Cheddar George]

In the World cup of slogans i would love to see -

Belgium v France
Expect The Impossible! v Impossible Is Not A French Word

Germany v Russia
One Nation, One Team, One Dream! v No one can catch us

Korea v Netherlands
Enjoy it, Reds! v Real Men Wear Orange

 

[AndyRM]

You missed out the most important one!
Scotland: Anyone but England .

I've always preferred 'Roon ye, ya bas' for the rare occasions we win.