World's Shortest Books Nominations

[raleighnut]

Heard this one?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

But the bill would be longer than the book what with callout charge, minimum labour charge, ordering parts and "the drea

 

[ufkacbln]

Allegedly the shortest paper was called "A discussion on the antiquity of microbes" (or various versions of that)

The full text reads :

Adam had 'em

 

[Archie_tect]

[QUOTE 3037249, member: 1314"]Flash fiction! Full text of a novel:

'For sale, baby's shoes, never worn.'

Don't know what the title is though, or who the author is - guess could call it 'For sale'.[/QUOTE]
Behind that lies an eternal longing for what might have been.... I feel sad now.

 

[postman]

David Moyes, -My time as a top class manager.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

The female use of the handbrake

 

[Fab Foodie]

The Art of Gentle Pursuasion .... By Gordon Ramsey

 

[Cycleops]

The female use of the handbrake

That might get you into a lot of trouble!

 

[Thomk]

"Etiquette for Spectators at Chess Tournaments"

This book contains just two words......"SHUT UP"

 

[DiddlyDodds]

The morals and discounts of a plumber.

 

[TheDoctor]

"It's Not About the Drugs"

Lance Armstrong, with foreword by Tyler Hamilton

 

[TheDoctor]

"I would do anything for power (but I won't do that)"

Nick Clegg.

 

[oldfatfool]

"Rearing children" by Jimmy Saville

Ghost written by Garry Glitter

 

[oldfatfool]

'My life of celibacy' by Russell Brand

 

[Fab Foodie]

"The Cycle Chat P+L-Lite book of facts" ....
... by all here .....

 

[TheDoctor]

"WD40 and the Art of Cycle Maintenance"
@mickle

"Why Chocolate Is Bad For You"
@Arch

"Beer and Bicycles - Why they don't mix"
TheDoctor