Worlds worst dad jokes.

[lenfield]

I've just been diagnosed as colour blind.
It came completely out of the purple.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the P is silent..

 

[PeteXXX]

What do pirates eat? Pizzarrrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Don’t eat liquorice before bed else you’ll end up dreaming of all sorts.

 

[PeteXXX]

Doctor, docter.. I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum..

How's that?

Don't you start!!