Worrell-Thompson's done a Richard Madeley

[accountantpete]

His next show's called The Galloping From The Police Gourmet.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Better be more careful in future.

Yes, he should have took things more Caerphilly.

 

[Piemaster]

Shoplifting from Tescos.
Shocking for someone of his means and reputation. I would have had him down as a Waitrose man

 

[swampyseifer]

Yes, he should have took things more Caerphilly.

Winner!!

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Why would someone in the public eye shop lift low value items they can afford?

His public image is now in tatters.

Wasn't his public image that of a national joke anyway?

 

[User169]

Wasn't his public image that of a national joke anyway?

i always think of him as the squashed bee gee

 

[accountantpete]

Funny how the rich and famous always "need treatment" when this sort of thing happens.

 

[Kahuczek]

"Yes, he should have took things more Caerphilly."

that's Genius.

 

[Paladin - York]

Is this the hypothetic equivalent of Mark Cavendish nicking a puncture repair outfit x 5?

 

[BrumJim]

I'm going to boycott using the Anthony Worrel-Thompson food processor that we have in protest. That'll teach him!

 

[400bhp]

Is this the hypothetic equivalent of Mark Cavendish nicking a puncture repair outfit x 5?

And from a Wilkinsons shop

 

[Gooner Mad Dog]

I actually saw some woman at the veg counter in Sainsburys stuffing onions into those little sacks except the cunning devil was masking the centre of the bag that contained more expensive white & red onions think she even threw in a garlic or two ! So when she weighs in at self checkout her its simply a bulging bag of loose onions ! Genius I thought, the scumbag! ( she obviously knew her onions )

 

[Cheradenine]

Stolen wine and cheese always taste better

The secret ingredient is crime.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Maybe AWT could try the Divine method from Pink Flamingos next time...

 

[Fnaar]

I'm going to go to Morrison's in my lycra shorts and stuff a couple of melons down the back. Not to steal them, just a wierd fetish.