RyanW
The abominable Bikeman
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Went for a "short" night time ride at about 1am.
Was me and two house mates, one on some ridge back step over frame thing and another on his "bomb proof mtb"
planning on a quick 5-10miles so an hour max just to get some air (spent all day cleaning)!
Yeah like hell was it 1 hour. We went to bushy park, though oh its a amazing night, lets go Richmond park (6miles so far) got there, and i had the great idea of going round. there is a nice bit near Kingston gate where you can see all the way to Hampton court (where we had just been).
So we get half way round and all of a sudden the guy on the "bomb proof" mtb pulls over "i have a flat".......
Yeah, no spare tube, no pump nothing. Luckily i had a spare mtb tube in my pack (just in case someone needs one when im out and about) so i hand it over along with my pump.... take one look at his wheel and laugh, they arnt QR, his front is, not the rear and no one has a spanner, i mean why would we of the 6 wheels 5 are QR. At this point i was going to leave him there to get eaten by the deer but felt bad so continued on.
So we walk out of the park to roehampton, bare in mind i'm totally lost, and just ride alone to try and find anything that's open. Get to a shell garage and ask the guy if he happens to have a spanner.... "No" very helpful. so i ride back, get them and walk (in my socks as i have spd-sl's to the petrol station, buy a drink to which the guy reply's "why are you here so late" because someone has a flat "well why don't you change it" erm.... because i needed a spanner "Ah a SPANNER yeah sure" hands it over.
You have no idea how thankful i was at this point, changed the tyre thinking OK all is good, home it 20minutes.
Pffff i wish "i know the way" so i follow the ridge back, to find 20minutes later "i'm lost" GRRRRRRR. luckily i have a pretty good sense of direction. So after 3 and a half ours of a 1hour ride
we made it home.
Moral's of the rant:
Don't ride with ill equipped riders
Always ask a guy in a shell garage twice for a spanner
Never trust a woman's direction's.
Now im off to bed

Was me and two house mates, one on some ridge back step over frame thing and another on his "bomb proof mtb"
planning on a quick 5-10miles so an hour max just to get some air (spent all day cleaning)!
Yeah like hell was it 1 hour. We went to bushy park, though oh its a amazing night, lets go Richmond park (6miles so far) got there, and i had the great idea of going round. there is a nice bit near Kingston gate where you can see all the way to Hampton court (where we had just been).
So we get half way round and all of a sudden the guy on the "bomb proof" mtb pulls over "i have a flat".......
Yeah, no spare tube, no pump nothing. Luckily i had a spare mtb tube in my pack (just in case someone needs one when im out and about) so i hand it over along with my pump.... take one look at his wheel and laugh, they arnt QR, his front is, not the rear and no one has a spanner, i mean why would we of the 6 wheels 5 are QR. At this point i was going to leave him there to get eaten by the deer but felt bad so continued on.
So we walk out of the park to roehampton, bare in mind i'm totally lost, and just ride alone to try and find anything that's open. Get to a shell garage and ask the guy if he happens to have a spanner.... "No" very helpful. so i ride back, get them and walk (in my socks as i have spd-sl's to the petrol station, buy a drink to which the guy reply's "why are you here so late" because someone has a flat "well why don't you change it" erm.... because i needed a spanner "Ah a SPANNER yeah sure" hands it over.
You have no idea how thankful i was at this point, changed the tyre thinking OK all is good, home it 20minutes.
Pffff i wish "i know the way" so i follow the ridge back, to find 20minutes later "i'm lost" GRRRRRRR. luckily i have a pretty good sense of direction. So after 3 and a half ours of a 1hour ride

Moral's of the rant:
Don't ride with ill equipped riders
Always ask a guy in a shell garage twice for a spanner
Never trust a woman's direction's.
Now im off to bed

