Noodley
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Heard today when I was at the vet's with Noodleydog.
Two women were there when I arrived, both of them falling within the "quite large" category. One had some kind of Mastiff, the other a spaniel. The spaniel was weighed and "spaniel woman" (SW) was told the dog was a kilo heavier than a month ago (this dog looked like a log rather than a spaniel)...she said she would have to take it for more walks to help the dog lose weight, and added she could do with the exercise herself - I'd say!!
Whilst speaking to the receptionist/nurse (RN) the conversation went as follows:
SW: I'll have tae stop feeding him so much mince
RN: You should be okay if it's lean mince
SW: Aye he like's his mince
RN: Is it lean mince you feed him?
SW: no, peppermints.
I just about held it together....
Two women were there when I arrived, both of them falling within the "quite large" category. One had some kind of Mastiff, the other a spaniel. The spaniel was weighed and "spaniel woman" (SW) was told the dog was a kilo heavier than a month ago (this dog looked like a log rather than a spaniel)...she said she would have to take it for more walks to help the dog lose weight, and added she could do with the exercise herself - I'd say!!
Whilst speaking to the receptionist/nurse (RN) the conversation went as follows:
SW: I'll have tae stop feeding him so much mince
RN: You should be okay if it's lean mince
SW: Aye he like's his mince
RN: Is it lean mince you feed him?
SW: no, peppermints.
I just about held it together....
