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montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Be locked in a room paralyzed and naked with Susan Boyle who is given an hour and a half to do what she likes with your limp, bare body......or have a third hand grow out of your forehead?
 

Panter

Just call me Chris...
montage said:
Be locked in a room paralyzed and naked with Susan Boyle who is given an hour and a half to do what she likes with your limp, bare body......or have a third hand grow out of your forehead?

Sounds the harmless option to me ;)
 
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montage

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
DJ said:
Thats a very Limp joke!!!!:rofl:

I would sleep with her you never know she might be a very good shag. Yuo can't tell by looking at a person how they will be in bed.;)

hmmm....I'm pretty sure I can get a half accurate risk assessment
 

Mr Pig

New Member
The former. She'd make a cup of tea and put the TV on.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
DJ said:
I would sleep with her you never know she might be a very good shag. Yuo can't tell by looking at a person how they will be in bed.;)

You sicko! I would rather have the extra hand!
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
Lisa21 said:
Wigsie you didnt read the question properly...the extra hand would be on your forehead, not your...oh never mind....:becool:

I read the question, it would come in handy when you sit... oh never mind.... :wacko:
 
Having (very briefly) thought on this - the extra hand would be very useful on the bike. Signal your displeasure at close passes, adjust glasses or use as a sunshade, carry an umbrella when raining.
Helmet might be a bit of an issue though.
 

Wigsie

Nincompoop
Location
Kent
Piemaster said:
Having (very briefly) thought on this - the extra hand would be very useful on the bike. Signal your displeasure at close passes, adjust glasses or use as a sunshade, carry an umbrella when raining.
Helmet might be a bit of an issue though.

You would not need one! you could just always make sure you landed on your forehead and your hand would stop your noggin hitting the tarmac!

Dayvo said:
I think I'd shag her and pretend it was someone else. :becool: :biggrin:

I've had worse! :wacko: :shy:

There is nothing worse surely?

Unless we are talking about Rich p? xx(:wacko: did you take that photo?
 
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