Y Fronts - the Wonder Garment

[lazybloke]

Every month, Drago centrifuges his pants and sells the extract for the highest price.
A small qty (37,392.917392 gallons) is used as an additive to Jet A-1 kerosene to ensure the correct burn characteristics.
By far the larger delivery is to the parfum industry; just remember that when your loved ones apply their latest product.
J'adore le jus de culotte.

Because I'm worth it!
What would you do for love?

 

[Drago]

The US military uses my discarded Y fronts as spall liners in the M1 Abrams.

 

[Webbo2]

Back in the last century I developed a thing called crotch rot I suspect it’s what Drago sufferers from as a chronic condition. On the advice of an Australian climbing partner I disregarded underwear and it vanished.
Only after meeting the wonderful Mrs W who said commando was not the thing for a man in a relationship, I restarted a relationship with under wear. To find things have never been the same down there since.
But it is cause an effect. 🙀😎😎🤣

 

[steveindenmark]

I dont wear Y Fronts anymore. Not since that party with Kate Moss. She could not keep her hands off me. I am a confirmed boxers man now.

 

[Drago]

If they were properly broken in and stained she'd have run a mile.

 

[lazybloke]

For a typical unprotected human adult, a 7 second exposure to the inside of Drago's grundies is fatal.
Armed with this discovery, Drago's sales & marketing team are in negotiation with a Swiss clinic and several US Prisons.

His legal team are battling an alleged breach of the Geneva Convention.

 

[lazybloke]

Smokers! End your filthy habit immediately and permanently, with just one inhalation from the latest "Drago Industries health cigar".
Imbued with pure essence of keck, the secret recipe is astonishingly effective. You'll never want to smoke again!

 

[Poacher]

The US military uses my discarded Y fronts as spall liners in the M1 Abrams.

What? You actually  discard your Y fronts? I assumed they either escaped or rotted in situ.