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Year of Birth..

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by yenrod, 14 Dec 2007.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
    worked it out!

    This is not one of those waste of time things,
    it's fun.







    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
    that you would like to have sex - (more than once but less than 10)!









    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









    3. Add 5













    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get
    the calculator











    5. If you have already had your birthday this
    year add 1757 .If you haven't, add 1756.













    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
    born.













    You should have a three digit number










    The first digit of this was your original number (I.e.,
    how many times you want to do it each week.)








    The next two numbers are














    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
    SPREAD IT AROUND



    WHILE IT LASTS....
     
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Er, right.
     
  3. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Don't worry, he's harmless really. :becool:
     
  4. OP
    OP
    yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Dom;, lighten up man ! You'll never get it with that attitude !:becool:

    BTW: This is cutnpasted from an email !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  5. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    By jingo - it works! tis a miracle:biggrin:
     
  6. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    Except it will work perfectly well just by adding 1758 instead next year and so on...
     
  7. OP
    OP
    yenrod

    yenrod Guest

  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    So can we expect another yenners post early Jan. (and every Jan. for the foreseeable future)? ;)).
     
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    worked for me! 921 (yeh right) ;)
     
  10. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I did it, it worked!! :angry::biggrin::biggrin: It's some kind of magic.
     
  11. Pete

    Pete Guest

    (2x + 5) * 50 + 1757 - y
    simplifies down to
    100x + (2007 - y)

    It's an identity innit! Can't fail.
    Oh yes it can! Won't work if you are 100 or older. Have we any centenarians on this forum?
     
  12. Yenners is a witch, burn him!
     
  13. simon l& and a half

    simon l& and a half New Member

    Location:
    Streatham Hill
  14. Mines wrong, I cant be that old;)
     
  15. I'd quite like to be what I am before I get multiplied by two...:smile: