You cannot be serious....

[fossyant]

It was on again in Coronation Street (accent similar to home)

Yeh of course it was.... You are obviously in a rather strange ITV area called London. You need posh pre poo spray. You need it.

 

[Crackle]

I would imagine an advert like that would be on before that celebrity programme that Wiggins is in, The Dump.

 

[ColinJ]

I would imagine an advert like that would be on before that celebrity programme that Wiggins is in, The Dump.

Apparently, he has dumped himself off it with a broken leg!

 

[martint235]

Yeh of course it was.... You are obviously in a rather strange ITV area called London. You need posh pre poo spray. You need it.

Well I ain't feckin buying it as neither my pre poo nor my poo is posh

 

[fossyant]

Well I ain't feckin buying it as neither my pre poo nor my poo is posh

True Yorkshire man.

 

[martint235]

True Yorkshire man.

You're asking for non posh poo to be posted to you

 

[booze and cake]

Being caught in possession of a canister labelled VI Poo seems far, far more shameful than the 'hold the front page, news flash, poo can be a bit whiffy' revelation.

What next? Embarrassed about your drab green/brown/black bogies? Hide in shame no more with all new Booger Nights Bogey Dye (TM), you can now pick and flick all the colours of the rainbow with pride!

Get in the sea.

 

[booze and cake]

...and in truth if its a VIP/Media gig, the poor girl would have crapped herself as all the cubicles would have been filled with peeps ramming marching powder up their hooters.

 

[Milkfloat]

I opened this thread thinking that John McEnroe had died, now I find out it is about turds, you have made me happy again.

 

[theclaud]

To be fair to Martin

Steady on.

 

[snorri]

To be fair to Martin, there are different ads in different ITV regions...

There is no requirement to be fair to the person who started this particular thread, it's a stinker.

 

[AckaDappa]

I saw this too! Thought to myself this has to be a joke..

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Heard about this before. It's a scent barrier. Supposedly because poo in water still smells. QVC was selling it a while back.
Could do with a few gallons at my works. A few of the blokes can stink out all the building corridors in five minutes.

 

[Wobblers]

Well I ain't feckin buying it as neither my pre poo nor my poo is posh

Never a truer sentence said...

(Who says you're all BS, eh, Martin?)

 

[captain nemo1701]

Heard about this before. It's a scent barrier. Supposedly because poo in water still smells. QVC was selling it a while back.
Could do with a few gallons at my works. A few of the blokes can stink out all the building corridors in five minutes.

One staff member in our firm had crab for lunch once. The entire top floor of the building reeked for hours. We thought the toilets had backed up. It was bad enough when it was being consumed, lord knows what it smelled like coming out the other end......