You couldn't make it up!

[vernon]

One of the strangest assaults that I've read:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-28210658

 

[Peter Armstrong]

What's strange about it? Some rough as toast bitches attack a man.

 

[vernon]

What's strange about it? Some rough as toast bitches attack a man.

Six in a toilet?

 

[Peter Armstrong]

That's how woman roll, they were probably with sniffing coke.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3169528, member: 30090"]Women go to the toilet together - even on trains. Either that or they were fare dodging.[/QUOTE]

Six!?

 

[Cycling Dan]

That's how woman roll, they were probably with sniffing coke.

Or taking selfies :O

 

[CopperCyclist]

Six!?

Victim: So she punched me to the face for no reason and knocked me down, I want her done.
Officer : Yes sir, I understand. So you say she was a slim girl, 5ft tall, in high heels and a mini skirt?
Victim : Yeah that right , she's bang out of order.
Officer : I'm surprised a girl of that description managed to overpower you.
Victim : Erm... There were six of them.

 

[Cycling Dan]

Victim: So she punched me to the face for no reason and knocked me down, I want her done.
Officer : Yes sir, I understand. So you say she was a slim girl, 5ft tall, in high heels and a mini skirt?
Victim : Yeah that right , she's bang out of order.
Officer : I'm surprised a girl of that description managed to overpower you.
Victim : Erm... There were six of them.

This is the thing wrong with People and police in these sorts of cases even if it was just one woman. A sucker punch from anyone has the power to kill even if it's not the punch but the fall .However if dealt by a woman to a man it's not a matter. However the other way round you make local news as a woman beater and the scum of the earth rightly sent off to your magisties finest accommodation

None of these women will see anything negative come of this.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 3169528, member: 30090"]Women go to the toilet together - even on trains. Either that or they were fare dodging.[/QUOTE]
''The fare six'' sounds more authentic for Essex than ''the fair sex'' ever will.

 

[Peter Armstrong]

Why do they have to say they wore mini skirts? Wft has that got to do with anything?

 

[Beebo]

The woman on the platform is described as having a heavy build and black hair in a bob.

 

[TissoT]

strange Case .. call Girls on Train duty ?

 

[postman]

Forgot to mention they looked Orange.

 

[swee'pea99]

This is the thing wrong with People and police in these sorts of cases even if it was just one woman. A sucker punch from anyone has the power to kill even if it's not the punch but the fall .However if dealt by a woman to a man it's not a matter. However the other way round you make local news as a woman beater and the scum of the earth rightly sent off to your magisties finest accommodation

None of these women will see anything negative come of this.

As they used to say, 'Man bites dog' - that's a headline.

 

[Cubist]

This is the thing wrong with People and police in these sorts of cases even if it was just one woman. A sucker punch from anyone has the power to kill even if it's not the punch but the fall .However if dealt by a woman to a man it's not a matter. However the other way round you make local news as a woman beater and the scum of the earth rightly sent off to your magisties finest accommodation

None of these women will see anything negative come of this.

Just once Dan , just once, please say something that doesn't make you sound like a complete bell end.