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Drago

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Oh dear. 5 to 10 for Willy wagging.
 
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Its times like that you need to know the Masonic recognition words.
My father was once shaking the hand of a business associate. He said that he accidentally did the handshake slightly wrong, put his thumb underneath his hand or something. The chap apparently said, "Oh, you're a mason too! Which lodge are you from?"
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Did they droop you off at home afterwards?
 

Pale Rider

Legendary Member
Hah! I did this up in the Mendips one evening but in reverse. I was lost and luckily spotted a police car parked up in a lane, so pulled up to ask for directions...

...Cue embarrassed officers quickly re-holstering their six shooters.

Am I the only one who is uncertain of the meaning of this post?

Were they armed officers examining each other's guns?

Were they about to have a joint homosexual encounter?

Were they about to have a joint pee?

I saw a bunch of roadies doing the latter, which looked odd.

I've always thought going to the toilet was not a team game or spectator sport, but more a solo, private activity.
 
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