You couldn't make it up.............

[Gerry Attrick]

The "Yorkshire Post" today carried a small lineage of incidents reported to Crimestoppers, the anonymous telephone hotline provided to assist police in apprehending criminals.

Two of the heinous crimes reportes were Bin Laden shopping at the local Tesco, and an obscene snowman with an extra carrot.................priceless

 

[Cubist]

The "Yorkshire Post" today carried a small lineage of incidents reported to Crimestoppers, the anonymous telephone hotline provided to assist police in apprehending criminals.

Two of the heinous crimes reportes were Bin Laden shopping at the local Tesco, and an obscene snowman with an extra carrot.................priceless

There have now been so many reports to Crimestoppers about Bin Laden driving around Dewsbury that we're having to take them seriously!

My favourite story when I last had a patrol team to look after was a call from a little old lady who had seen a horse in a field that had been impaled on a fence, and still had the fencepost stuck in its abdomen. One of my traffic officers attended and, yes, you guessed it, it was a gelding showing off. Trouble is the little old lady had asked to be updated with the result. Poor old Clarkey had to go and tell her what she had seen. We get to submit these funnies to a Police magazine, and my submission made it into the decade's top ten! http://www.polfed.org/page16_17_best_of_dogberry_111206.pdf