You couldnt make this up

[Dangermouse]

Scunthorpe utd manager v Squirrel

http://www.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/S...manager-Alan/story-16828888-detail/story.html

 

[penguinking9]

No word on the fate of the tree rat.

They're nice roasted I'm told

 

[Dangermouse]

Tree rat Deceased.........I think, Hedgehog is a bit like bacon too, so I am told

 

[Uppy89]

There was 3 of them on the cycle track in front of me today on my commute in who certainly didn't seem to mind me getting too close...

 

[Hitchington]

Never mind the squirrel, what happened to his nuts?

 

[gavgav]

I've just been told off for posting this article again, but not seeing anything about squirrels in the title I didn't realise it was the same thing I had just read. Does this account for Scunthorpe's dreadful start to the season!