You dirty rat.....

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As its christmas (ish) i thought i might start a confessional.

Whats the worst thing you have ever done ???

Confess all and i might even say a couple of them hail mary thingys for you.

Ill Start .....

I once dumped a girlfriend cos she bought me a savage garden CD. I really liked her but i thought if she has bought me that then she really just does not 'get me'.........so she had to go (still feel a bit guilty about that one)

I also used to rent out my house, but the neighbours of my tennants were always complaining about the noise they created so after repeated warnings i kicked them out. I know thats not that bad but i chucked em out 4 days before christmas.

Any one fancy forgiving me for those two clunkers???

 

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Oh yeah, i almost forgot this one........i once slept with a neighbours fiance cos my neighbour kept nicking my parking space, so i thought this might be suitable revenge. I know it takes two to tango but i didnt even fancy her!!

 

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Oh yeah, i almost forgot this one........i once slept with a neighbours fiance cos my neighbour kept nicking my parking space, so i thought this might be suitable revenge. I know it takes two to tango but i didnt even fancy her!!

Another dodgy 'parking meet her'...