You Have A Lie-In Today Dear, I've Bought You Up The Paper...

[Night Train]

It really was a Daf thing to do but then again if he has MR2 for brains...

I wonder if his wife will Renault on him?

 

[Fnaar]

I wonder if his wife will Renault on him?

(that takes a bit of accent mangling

)

 

[GM]

Old JC getting really grumpy over this, he's turning into a right old Vector Meldrew

 

[ufkacbln]

Deserves all he Getz

 

[Fab Foodie]

The best so far.

+1, I seem to be loosing my Focus....

 

[Fab Foodie]

If he get's fined, he'll not settle-up by cheque, because he's only a Quasqai ....

 

[Speicher]

I would hatch a plan to give him the boot and chuck out his gear.

 

[slowmotion]

World tours always raise problems with service intervals.

 

[snorri]

I would hatch a plan to give him the boot.

Mmmm going for the double, but not model specific,
this'll have to go to higher authority for a rating Speicher.

 

[dellzeqq]

let me see now. Clarkson hits editor of Daily Mirror. Does the Mirror forget? No. the Mirror waits. Editors come and go. The Mirror waits. Bingo!

I used to meet up with somebody who wrote for the Mirror - we'd spend Christmas in each other's company at a friend's house. They never stop. Bear in mind that this chap was a leader writer, not your average goss correspondent. I almost dropped my drink when I mentioned something and he whipped out a tiny notepad............

 

[Speicher]

For the purposes of this thread, of course, I am Spyker. You can call me MemSaab.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Did he meet her down by the Marina?

 

[sheddy]

Oh cock
And on that blonde bombshell...