You have just found yourself stuck in a lift alone with the dream celebrity who you fancy...what do

[montage]

Ok....so you have at least 15 minutes until emergancy services get you out of there, so 15 minutes alone to woo this celebrity figure.

Firstly, who is this?
Secondly... you find yourself dressed in only your cycling lycras carrying a plastic bag containing a WHS bookmark, sainsbury's own brand shaving cream, a strip of used toothfloss, an unopened bottle of sparkling water, a block of cheese (the smelly stuff) and hemoroid cream. How do you use these items to impress your dream celebrity? Or do you hide them from them in the hope he/she doesn't realise what a wierdo you are?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ok....so you have at least 15 minutes until emergancy services get you out of there, so 15 minutes alone to woo this celebrity figure.

Firstly, who is this?
Secondly... you find yourself dressed in only your cycling lycras carrying a plastic bag containing a WHS bookmark, sainsbury's own brand shaving cream, a strip of used toothfloss, an unopened bottle of sparkling water, a block of cheese (the smelly stuff) and hemoroid cream. How do you use these items to impress your dream celebrity? Or do you hide them from them in the hope he/she doesn't realise what a wierdo you are?

You thought of this scenario, and we are the wierdos?

 

[montage]

You thought of this scenario, and we are the wierdos?

If you cannot say anything useful, do not say anything at all.

 

[Steve Austin]

Why would i want to woo Brian Blessed?

 

[montage]

Why would i want to woo Brian Blessed?

You fancy Brian Blessed?

 

[Steve Austin]

well no, but i would like to send some time with him. Can i spend my 15 minutes with someone else?

 

[mike e]

To be honest, I was thinking the same as ComedyPilot...

 

[longers]

What's wrong with bookmarks?

 

[mike e]

To be fair I never leave the house without a plastic bag containing the aforementioned items...

 

[montage]

What's wrong with bookmarks?

depends where you put them

 

[montage]

I've not had one serious answer to this thread. Dissapointed much.

 

[mike e]

Been serious for a minute, I would choose Paul McKenna, he could hypnotize me so I had no recollection of these 15 mins of my life.......

 

[Norm]

I've got this one covered, since I got stuck on a plane for 3 hours with Edele and Keavy from B*Witched about 8 years ago. It might have been only flying at 39,000 feet but when they both started singing for me, I was at the gates of heaven.

 

[Mr Pig]

depends where you put them

Put what?

 

[sheddy]

That Ronnie Ancona has been plugging her book in the medya. I could lend her the bookmark and ask if she wants to sniff my cheese.