You have just found yourself stuck in a lift alone with the dream celebrity who you fancy...what do

[Arch]

Ok, David Mitchell. He strikes me as oddball enough not to be bothered by any of those items, and I have quite a passion for him at the moment. Which is handy, since he seems to be achieving media domination.

The cheese is obvious anyway. I'd serve it up as a snack while we await rescue.

 

[Davywalnuts]

I've got this one covered, since I got stuck on a plane for 3 hours with Edele and Keavy from B*Witched about 8 years ago. It might have been only flying at 39,000 feet but when they both started singing for me, I was at the gates of heaven.

I've heard they are re-forming!

 

[John the Monkey]

well no, but i would like to send some time with him. Can i spend my 15 minutes with someone else?

Brian Blessed in an enclosed space like a lift? I fear for your hearing.

 

[Davywalnuts]

TBH, I am sure being stuck in a lift with any celebrity full-stop would be a nightmare!

And I dont have any favs, none of them bother me enough to be facinated by wanting to know them.

If Katie Price was in there, could I throtle her with the dental floss and claim insanity? I could use the cheese crumbled in my mouth and make it froth and use the bookmark as a sort of spanking paddle and claim it was a sex game gone wrong? Would anyone mind?

 

[John the Monkey]

I would be effortlessly charming, of course.

Next!

 

[Globalti]

Boris Johnson would be a laugh for 15 minutes. I expect I'd be glad to get out though.

 

[XmisterIS]

Les Dawson, dressed like this:
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foInKEjLsM4&feature=related


What a dream boat!

 

[stephec]

I've got this one covered, since I got stuck on a plane for 3 hours with Edele and Keavy from B*Witched about 8 years ago. It might have been only flying at 39,000 feet but when they both started singing for me, I was at the gates of heaven.

Oh yes!

I've heard they are re-forming!

And double oh yes!

 

[Crankarm]

Otis Redding.....perhaps he could then fix the lift .

IGMC.

 

[ELL]

I don't know who I would want to be in there with but that wouldn't matter as I would be using all my concentration to try not to fart. I suppose I could blame it on the cheese if i did.

 

[Archie_tect]

Let yourself go....and then blame the 'celebrity'...they'll need the distraction while they're trying to breathe...

 

[Chris Sirrus]

Stephen Fry. Last time he got stuck in a lift it ended up on twitter and millions of people saw it. I'd like to be there for the repeat performance.