You in left lane, car in right lane flashes someone to come out side road.

Why?

WHY, YOU COCKING MONKEY!!

I gave the laser death stare to the bod who pulled out of the side road after he was flashed by the van on my right. He stared back blankly. It's his fault, although the van driver's a slack-jawed goggle-eyed shoot-eating bum gravy merchant as well.

 

Is that your laser look, the car driver or the van driver pictured?

 

The driver was probably distracted by the writing on your face!

 

Praise be to God for the gift of laughter.

 

Praise be to spindrift for the gift of sarcasm.....

 

Cars that pull out on cyclists are driven by poeple whose lips move when they read The Sun.