You know you`ve been off the bike too long when...

[PaulSecteur]

... you eventually get some free time, put the bike in the back of the car, drive over to Cannock Chase, put wheels on the bike, get one foot clipped in then, out of habbit of driving too much, reach over your right shoulder for a seatbelt!

D`oh!

 

[Arch]

 

[Night Train]

I still look top left for the rear view mirror when cycling.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You know you`ve been off the bike too long when...

You get a bike out and find that the tyres have almost fully deflated.

 

[What's that clunking?]

You go down the shed and there's a fully formed spider web between saddle and top tube

 

[Keith Oates]

When SWMBO says "you only went for a ride yesterday"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[XmisterIS]

You're preparing to turn right, Your brain says, "MSLM" ... "Mirror" ... Oh yeah, no mirrors ... "Signal" ... Damn it! I just changed gear! ... "Lifesaver" ... Ah yes! That I can do ... "Manouvre" ... Oh crap I'm going too fast, I haven't got a lovely big motorbike engine underneath me to give me stability!