You truly are a kind man.

[Angelfishsolo]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” ...

 

[mr Mag00]

GUFFAW!

 

[asterix]

Ah, the old ones, etc..

 

[funnymummy]

LMBFAO!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

LMBFAO!

I'm sure it is not Big AND Fat

 

[wildjetskier]

Very Good....just to carry on the golfing jokes


Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna f*** around?"

 

[Cubist]

A nun knocks on Mother Superior's door and begs forgiveness. The Mother Superior asks why, to which the nun replies "Well, it's because I swore out loud this morning."

"Tell me all about it, " says the MS.
"Well, you know I like a game of golf?"
"Yes, I play a bit myself."
"well, today I tee'd off and sliced the ball really badly."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother Superior, but the ball hit a tree and dropped into the rough"
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother Superior, but at that moment a squirrel ran down and picked the ball up and ran off with it. "
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, but as it ran off a buzzard swooped down, and carried off the squirrel still carrying my ball."
"Did that make you swear Sister?"
"No Mother superior, but the buzzard flew over the top of the green, and the squirrel dropped the ball, which bounced twice and landed no more than three feet from the pin."

"Oh don't tell me you missed the f*cking putt from three f*cking feet!!""

 

[ACS]

^^^^^

^^^^^

 

[biggs682]

the old ones are best


boom boom

 

[HLaB]

LOL