Youf bared Bottie!

[Campfire]

Last week I was walking past one of the lecture rooms at Manchester Unit at around 7.45pm. Two youfs were in front of me when they walked up to a window, turned around & dropped his trousers showing his bare bottie at the window. They then walked off laughing, still showing bottie.

I just thought how strange it was, there were probably only about 2 or 3 people inside the room could see them as it was only a narrow window & there were only very few people walking around outside!

 

[Kirstie]

Something like that happened to me once. I was haplessly driving up the M42 going to pick up my other half from work at the NEC. I was passed by a group of lads in a red van. The lad on the passenger seat made an obscene gesture at me, which I ignored. Then they drove away. I drew up to them again and so when he saw me, he knelt on the passenger seat, dropped his trousers, waved his bare bum at me, and then simulated sex and masturbation too. I didn't really look too much as I was driving - but realised what he was doing out of the corner of my eye. They actually pulled off the motorway at the same junction as I did, and I stopped alongside them at the lights, which is when I got scared, and locked my doors.

However, they disappeared off in the other direction, but the silly tw*ts had apparently forgotten that their names and contact details were all over the side of the van. They got a visit from the police a few days later, and a hefty fine under the public order act. Ho Ho ho.

 

[dav1d]

Years ago when I was a teenager, living on Aldridge Walk, Beswick (since been knocked down), there was a group of youths causing trouble.
One mooned at us, so my brothers' dog bit his bum! "Aargh! Your dogs bit my a***! What are you going to do?" My Mum replied "Quick, Dale, brush it's [the dog's] teeth!"

The dog never chased anyone innocent, and was always somehow able to distinguish a law abider and a chav!

 

[Campfire]

They obviously had an issue with University students, still can't see why they do it! I can understand & even admire someone who strips off completely & runs across a football field - there's usually nothing gross or indecent about it, just nudity. But what that lot did in front of you Kirstie, I find it such a low life type of thing. Good that they got their just reward!!!

 

[Hover Fly]

About 20 years ago there was a fad of "mooning" or showing one's bottom to strangers. One evening I left an old compartment train, wheeling my bike from the guards van, as I passed one compartment one of Barrow in Furness's finest showed me his, pulling his cheeks apart as he did so. He had left the carriage window open however, so quick as a flash I reached for my water bottle and got a good long direct squirt in his "third eye" The water bottle did not contain water but orange juice. That was a sticky moment for him.