Your Confessions

[JtB]

Here's where you can offload your most guilty and embarrassing secrets among friends. To get the ball rolling with a couple of mine:

When I was at school and everyone was listening to the likes of Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, I used to like listening to the Terry Wogan and Jimmy Young shows on Radio 2.

Then at university where most students were left wing activists, I was a secret conservative voter.

 

[postman]

[QUOTE 4494551, member: 76"]I know I said I didn't when I was asked, but I actually do know who started the fire............[/QUOTE]

So it was you in the shadows of Pudding Lane.

 

[PeteXXX]

I was 18 years old. She was 27. I told my mum and dad that she was 20 but looked a bit older..

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It was me that broke the TV, it didn't breakdown.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was 18 years old. She was 27. I told my mum and dad that she was 20 but looked a bit older..

I was 21, he was 42. I have never known if my parents ever twigged....

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I know who really killed Dr Black, I know the butler was hanged for it, but he was an innocent man. Also Dr Black wasn't murdered where everybody thinks he was.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was 21, he was 42. I have never known if my parents ever twigged....

 

[PeteXXX]

I was 21, he was 42. I have never known if my parents ever twigged....

Why do kids always think their parents are stupid/naive/dim?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*Sound of the needle on the record player being hastily taken off*

It wasn't my first time!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why do kids always think their parents are stupid/naive/dim?

I knew him through a club I went to, so they assumed that is where I was on those nights (actually, we often were, it was just we did things afterwards) .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I knew him through a club I went to, so they assumed that is where I was on those nights (actually, we often were, it was just we did things afterwards) .

Yes I remember a club and a married woman, but I was young then and its not somewhere I want to revisit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes I remember a club and a married woman, but I was young then and its not somewhere I want to revisit.

I doubt any woman had been at this club in years - It was a model club!

 

[stephec]

I doubt any woman had been at this club in years - It was a model club!

I went to an IMPS model club a while back.

It was in a school on the outskirts of town on a Thursday evening, and I went in and heard voices from upstairs.

I looked across the corridor through the open staffroom door and saw a woman, so thought it couldn't be the model club if there's women there.

Turns out it was the model club, and the woman was a transvestite who gave me some good advice on painting WWII British planes.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'm in love with a German film star.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Dad it was me that trashed your prize winning Daliah when I jumped off the swing.

It wasn't the dog