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[YahudaMoon]

Slap head ! the pregnant belly look !

My kinda girl

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

 

[YahudaMoon]

so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks.​

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html#ixzz1r1AFqQ1p​

I approached a mutual friend and discreetly enquired if I’d made a faux pas. It seems the only crime I’ve committed is not leaving the house with a bag over my head.She doesn’t like me, I discovered, because she views me as a threat. The friend pointed out she is shorter, heavier and older than me.​

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html#ixzz1r1AzB6nz​

 

[Maz]

Taken from that first article:

One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo.

That's one way to get lucky, I suppose...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Naked woman climbs inside her dead horse and claims she was inspired by a scene from Star Wars.

The real disturbing part is she looks so happy in the act along with what looks like her even so more happy boyfriend

http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml


NSFW. Disturbing. Here 's the pictures

http://i.imgur.com/G6RV9.jpg

..... Wha....... th............... wibble!

 

[YahudaMoon]

Bricks round 2


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html#ixzz1r5AoUZvh

 

[Silver Fox]

Naked woman climbs inside her dead horse and claims she was inspired by a scene from Star Wars.

The real disturbing part is she looks so happy in the act along with what looks like her even so more happy boyfriend

http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml


NSFW. Disturbing. Here 's the pictures

http://i.imgur.com/G6RV9.jpg

That's just isn't normal, although she does have a nice arse

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's just isn't normal, although she does have a nice arse

....And the girl isn't bad either


Actually, I think you will find it is normal. In the good ol' You Ess Of Ai that is.


Repeat 100 times

Only in America
Only in America
Only in America...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah yes, and here is one of the many daft things that gives the U.S. its such richly deserved reputation...:

http://www.care2.com/causes/tennessee-about-to-dump-darwin.html

 

[mangaman]

Bricks round 2


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html#ixzz1r5AoUZvh

The 2 Brick articles are classic.

Definitely more Daily Mash than Daily Mail - is she really so full of herself and pompous as to write an entire article about how beautiful she is (peppered with pictures of an average looking woman) and be surprised that everyone has taken the piss.

Unfortunately in the 2nd article her husband seems to have become armed and dangerous, so I won't say any more

 

[MossCommuter]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/apr/04/samantha-brick-hated-good-looks

 

[just jim]

The Fail is obsessed with optimising its site traffic numbers and this is just top grade grist to the mill.
Type in any celeb-related tat into goooooogle and they will be somewhere near the top. Not that I do that. Oh no.

 

[asterix]

I've an allergy to the DM; it brings out the rest of my day in a nasty rash.

 

[Dan B]

I've an allergy to the DM; it brings out the rest of my day in a nasty rash.

You need Tea and Kittens
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/kitten-block/

 

[Andy_R]

You need Tea and Kittens
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/kitten-block/

Installed! Phew, my family is now safe from that fail spouting witch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Installed! Phew, my family is now safe from that fail spouting witch

That's no way to talk about Speicher!